FUNNY THINGS ABOUT USING AN ARCHITECT OR NOT

3.1.  Funny sayings (not sure how this becomes part of a Public Awareness Program, but they are funny) (these are all courtesy of Don Duffy’s funnybone):

a.   In the divorce, I get the house.

b.  Who do you want to run your house project?  I have made my mistakes. Has your nephew made his?
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c.  No you do not need an architect.  Instead, you need a lot of cash when the bank stops lending, and an attorney to help you get your money back, and the name of a good handy man a year from now.
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d.  Do you have job where you do not have to be there for the next year?
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e.  How strong is your marriage and do you so love your spouse that she or he will get everything she or he wants, no matter how expensive? Back to how is your job situation?